Always Prepared — Golden Retriever Fanny Pack Tee Size:S fully prepared to lose it

fully prepared to lose it during the bridge — this is the tee that says it out loud

This house divided baseball blanket splits right down the middle

The design nods to aviator patches and squadron insignia

all stamped in the blocky white-and-green logo any gamer will clock in a heartbeat

you know — this one's for the regulars

Always Prepared — Golden Retriever Fanny Pack Tee Size:S fully prepared to lose itA golden retriever puppy peeking out of a tie dye fanny pack printed front and center, big enough that the whole joke lands from across the room. "Always Prepared" says the rest. Phone, keys, wallet: covered. Emotional support puppy: also covered. Because if there's one thing a golden retriever won't stand for, it's being left at home.