Chandra's Phoenix [Magic 2012] Elemental Shapeshifter Have you ever noticed how

Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on

Set: Fourth Edition Type: Enchantment Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{W} {2}: The next time an artifact source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn

Fools believe that Kolaghan's brood follows lightning storms

Set: Alliances Type: Enchantment Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{W} {1}{W}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn

white fur like mine is an aberration

Chandra's Phoenix [Magic 2012] Elemental Shapeshifter Have you ever noticed howSet: Magic 2012 Type: Creature Phoenix Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{R}{R} Flying Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever an opponent is dealt damage by a red instant or sorcery spell you control or by a red planeswalker you control, return Chandra's Phoenix from your graveyard to your hand.