Young Pyromancer [Ultimate Masters] Vampyre {1}{R}: Goblin Banneret gets +2/+0

{1}{R}: Goblin Banneret gets +2/+0 until end of turn

Set: Eighth Edition Type: Artifact Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack

Set: New Phyrexia Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {U} Return target creature to its owner's hand

I tell them stories—stories of how they once ruled the world

Imagine my horror when

Young Pyromancer [Ultimate Masters] Vampyre {1}{R}: Goblin Banneret gets +2/+0Set: Ultimate Masters Type: Creature Human Shaman Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1 1 red Elemental creature token. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.