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” It’s the perfect uniform for early-stage existentialism
this balloon lets you add your own text—perfect for birthdays
Personalize it and relive your glory days—no wristbands required
Small script over the heart
Featuring crisp embroidered text on a classic black dad cap
Heart Says Pit, Knees Say Balcony Tee on Comfort Colors Size:M ” It’s the perfect uniformYour soul is still screaming lyrics in a sweaty basement, but your patellas have officially filed for early retirement. This shirt honors the tragic transition from crowd surfing to checking for available seating near the handicap ramp. You can still be the loudest person in the room while sitting comfortably behind a railing.
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